{A CON MAN'S SALES PITCH | A SLICKSTER'S MOVES| THE GRIFTER'S GUIDE

Now, see here, folks. You're lookin' at a situation. Your water's cold, ain't it? Makes your coffee shiver, right? Well, I'm here to fix that right then and there with our top-of-the-line heating contraption. It's a real miracle get more info worker, guaranteed! Listen close, 'cause this is a once in a lifetime offer. For just a measly amount, you